The Titty Bar Song

from Sound & Time Vol. II - Room Full of Toys by Michael McGuire

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Single. Oh wow. Well, this started as a little sing-along that I use to lead for friends and family at our favorite Mexican restaurant that we lived at, oh for at least a good decade. I kept telling my brother-in-law that I was gonna write a few more verses and record it someday and then one afternoon in about six or seven tequila shots, I did!

Please take it in the vein it was done in, just a playful limerick, nothing more, plus it's educational - it teaches kids how to count to three in five different languages!

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Going to the titty bar one, two, three, Gonna see how many titties I can see, They come in pairs so they add up quick, Always make me want to play with my (You Know).

Going to the titty bar uno, dos, tres, I love it when they put 'em right in my face, Don't care if they'er big; don't care if they'er small, Any kinda titties just make me wanna.......

Going to the titty bar un, duex, trois, Here comes the doctor; baby I'll say ahh, Been down on my knees; been down on my luck, Now I'm staring at some titties and I don't give a.....

Going to the titty bar eins, zwei, drei, They won't let ya touch 'em but I'm gonna try, I'm gonna get a lap dance I'm gonna rock, Maybe even get a little rub on my....

Going to the titty bar uno, due, tre, All this work makes me wanna play, I'm as horny as a vulture; I'm as lovey as a dove, Every time I see titties I fall in…

LOVE.

June 10

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from Sound & Time Vol. II - Room Full of Toys, released January 6, 2015

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